SIMIAN SHENANIGANS! BEWARE!

These aren't your typical cuddly chimps! They are/have become/turned totally/wildly/dangerously out of control. They're swinging from lampposts/trees/buildings, click here snatching food/possessions/gadgets, and generally causing chaos/turning heads/wreaking havoc. You've been warned, citizens/humans/Earthlings! Stay alert/vigilant/on guard at all